Hi!  It’s me!  Lily!

It’s September!  Can you believe it?  September!  It seems like just yesterday it was August!  hahaha!  It was!

Sabby told me what “hump day” means!  Like the week is a speed bump, and Wednesday is the top of the speed bump, and then you go down from there.  Or a roller coaster!  I love roller coasters!  You get over the hump and then speed down!!!  That’s Wednesday!  When you climb the coaster and pause and down you go!

Sabby hates roller coasters.  I don’t know why!  What’s not to like?!

Or I think I like roller coasters.  I’ve never been on one.  But I think I like them.  Why do I think I like them?

Today was another boring day, but Sabby told us that we’re going somewhere special this weekend!  But she wouldn’t tell us where.  The waterpark?  But we go there all the time.  I don’t know.  I guess it’ll have to be a surprise.  Sabby’s scarily good at keeping a secret.  Even all my cute begging wouldn’t get her to crack.  Though she did smirk at me and say “nice try”.  And I threw everything at her too.  Batted my eyelashes and everything.  I guess that only works on guys.  Hey, maybe Dave would be an easier mark!

No, I’d better not.  Using my feminine wiles on Dave is a baaaaaaaaaad idea, no matter how innocently devilish I’m being.

And don’t you girls out there get any ideas!!!!  Batting your eyelashes to get what you want.  How rude!!!

And you’ll probably do it anyway, right?

Yeeeah, you’re a buncha silly billies.  I know you!  Silly billies!  All of you!!!  Willy Nilly Silly Billies!

I’m in a good mood today and I’m not really sure why.  I just am.  Why not be in a good mood?  It’s better than being in a bad mood!  I’m dancing in my chair!  Dance with me!  Wiggle to the left… wiggle to the right… wiggle to the right… gotcha!!! You wiggled to the left!!!  You’re awful at dancing!!!

I guess I need to do homework.  September is homework month!  And so are all the other months too!  Awwww!

Love you all!!!  ❤️

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