Hi! It’s me! Lily!
So remember how I was saying that I haven’t pranked Dave in a while?
I got a terrible, awful idea.
But I thought it might be too much. So I ran it past Sabby. She said I’d better not do that if I ever want to see Jack again, but she suggested an alternative, which was almost as funny.
So after dinner I sat Dave and Sabby down, and told them I got Jack pregnant.
At first Dave looked shocked, then angry, then… the wheels started turning. Sabby was just falling over laughing.
“You got me,” he said, “I owe you one”.
Well, I guess it’s been a while. I just hope he leaves chocolate alone.
Yes, you guessed it, the prank was originally going to be telling him I was pregnant, but Sabby was probably very right, considering the very angry look on his face before he figured it out. She said it’s playing with fire, and, well… she’s always right.
In other news, Halloween is coming up! We did the decorations a little while ago – Dave didn’t fall off the ladder, so it was a success. We’re going to throw a Halloween party for everyone on Sunday, it’ll be fun. I’m going to wear my cheerleader outfit! I’m sure Jack won’t mind, it’s Halloween, after all, and at least it’s not a maid costume! I wonder what he’ll dress as.. if he can come, anyway.
I talked to Sabby about finding someone for Beth to talk to, and she agreed. She’s going to ask Allison’s mother for a referral.
Bedtime, Marie is whining.