Hi! It’s me! Lily!
OMG I’m shaking my head!
So I went to driving class tonight. Because of the virus, they’re doing it a little differently, I guess. The class itself is over zoom, and then they’ll come over with a car to do the one on one lessons. Today was the zoom class. I learned a lot! There’s all sorts of signs and laws and different things you have to know!
Like right pedal go, left pedal stop!
There was one girl, though, well, I’m not sure how she manages to tie her shoes in the morning! Maybe she wears heels! Perfect hair, perfect makeup, and dumb as a rock! When they asked if there were any questions, she virtually raised her hand.
“What does a yellow light mean?”
“Slow down,” the instructor said.”
“okay,” she said, her brows furrowed. “What…. does…. a…. yellow… light… mean?”
“It means slow down!”
The instructor facepalmed and muted her. “Ashlee”, she said, “Listen to me. When you see a yellow light, it means that it’s about to turn red. If you can stop safely, do it.”
“OHHHHHHHHHHH”, you could see her say, even though she was still muted.
People tell me I’m smart. I didn’t think I was. Now I’m not so sure.
I told Sabby what happened after the class, and she fell over laughing. “Lily,” she said, wheezing, “that was a skit on an old comedy show.”
“Then… she was playing a prank?”
Sabby shrugged. “Maybe. Probably not. But for people my age, that’s the funniest thing ever.” She went back to giggling. “What does a yellow light mean…”, she said, shaking her head.
I looked it up on YouTube. Dangit, she was right. It was a hilarious skit. And I’m still not sure if Ashlee was really that dumb or playing a prank on the instructor. Maybe I’ll ask her tomorrow.
Either way, I learned a lot. A couple more days of written instruction, and then I get practical! Yaaay!!!!!
Sabby ordered pizza tonight! I LOVE PIZZA!!! It’s almost as good as chocolate!